PT



oh no i’m in the final story arc.

*sobs*




how did i gain a handful of followers today? all i’ve been doing is bitching about this fair




I AM NOT A STUDENT FUCK YOU SECURITY GUARD I JUST WANT TO GET TO HOSPITALITY TO GET THE GOOD FOOD BEFORE IT’S GONE




I try not to leave a blatant mess for the housekeepers, and sometimes I feel like they are blatantly judging/chastising me for doing shit like not putting my suitcase on the luggage rack.

But look how nicely my housekeeper organized my makeup!




BIG News For Primark! Giant Retailer Set To Open Stores In The US

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY’RE OPENING A PRIMARK IN BOSTON

NOT NEW YORK OR LA OR ANYTHING.

BOSTON




This college fair is giving me 400 cases of ‘nope’.

Like, why did you put Lipton Tea in a Twinings box? YOU GOT MY HOPES FOR HALFWAY DECENT TEA AT A FAIR UP AND THEN YOU DASHED THEM. HORRIBLY.

also let’s not talk about the 40 min check in line and the 32 minute, 2.3 mile drive from my hotel.







WHOAH THAT WAS SO VERY FAR FROM OKAY




    conversations with the gps

  • GPS: The Hilton Garden Inn is on your right
  • Me: You shithead, that's the sketchiest liquor store I've ever seen