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20 Aug 14
So at one point last week I was desperately looking for guidance counselor contacts at various schools.And one school website had the world’s most useless guidance page ever. Yes, this was the entire page.

So at one point last week I was desperately looking for guidance counselor contacts at various schools.

And one school website had the world’s most useless guidance page ever. Yes, this was the entire page.

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So apparently that volcano in Iceland that is good at stopping air traffic may erupt soon.

Yes, perfect timing to get 100 college students from the US to London in the next two weeks.

 this needs to not happen   this week also needs to end   it's visa crisis week   which is good fucking fun 
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Did you ever see janeway's cameo in TNG? She goes in for counseling with Troi and Troi's having an off day or something and tells her to harden the fuck up

I actively try to avoid TNG because everyone creeps me out and I don’t think they’re responsible enough to have a ship.

So no, I haven’t seen it.

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okay i booked my disney stuff

still feels like a bad idea

but i’m doing this yes

 you don't understand at that point i will have worked 3 straight weeks without a day off   in two different countries   six hotels   six flights   four nights in my own bed   i don't mind travel season but i have a feeling i'll need those three days   it will be awesome 
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i swear i wasn’t aiming for ‘crazy scot pajamas’ i just pulled things out of my closet

i swear i wasn’t aiming for ‘crazy scot pajamas’ i just pulled things out of my closet

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i have such an anxiety about booking hotels and other reservations before i book the flight but i also want to book all my disney stuff because they’ve got a sale going and i don’t think the flights are going to be booked for me until next week at the earliest

 someone tell me this disney/universal trip isn't a terrible financial mistake   it's going to be 3x more expensive than my IoM trip and is only 25% longer 
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I was informed that today was the one-year anniversary of that day where I cried for eight hours straight, stopped for about an hour, then cried for about six more.

Or, as my boss put it: ‘It’s been a year since we interviewed you for this job!’

 i was such a fucking disaster   and then i got the job? 
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The one constant in all the Voyager novels I’ve read is Tom Paris complaining about the weather.

 in this one he flat out gave up and fainted   it was hysterical   voyager